The Trump/Netanyahu bro-mance is based on mindless, frat boy, ill bitch nonsense

From Reuters here:

“We cannot continue to let Israel be treated with such total disdain and disrespect. They used to have a great friend in the U.S., but not anymore,” Trump said in a series of tweets. “Stay strong Israel, January 20th is fast approaching!”

And a couple months into his reign El Trump-o will fly to Israel and he hit the tarmac at the airport, his orange clown hair blowing in the hot desert wind, and Netanyahu will run out to greet him in his hip high faux Nazi leather boots and they will hug, Netanyahu petting his ugly friend’s clown hair and give the thumbs up for the camera and head back to Netanyahu’s house for non-gay/really gay encounter.  Trump will initiate the contact by putting his thumb up Netanyahu’s ass while Bibi purs like a satisfied cat.  Ooh Donald, you’re the only one who understands me.

The question is who will be on top when it’s time for this relationship to be brought to fruition.


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