Music for 5/7/17!!! Harry Styles, Katy Perry


@@@ Harry Styles: Sweet Creature (Columbia, 2017)  Regular readers know that I’m super almost gay into Harry Styles.  His shit is just so human and so cliche and listening to his music is like somebody pouring one of those sweet ass Starbucks drinks down your throat while somebody else drills a hole in the back of your head.  At the same time mind you!!!  The awesomeness can barely be put into words.  I don’t wear panties but if I did they would be quaking right now.  Behold his bare back and this hot corporate nugget.

@@@ Katy Perry: Bon Appetit (Capitol Records, 2017)  Oh my, Katy Perry gets mad double entendre on this single with Migo who says Katy uses the N word though she claims wokeness.  The first line is ‘you got me spread like a buffet’ and we’re treated to ‘fresh out of the oven’, eat with your hands, all manner of food — oh there goes ‘the world’s sweetest cherry pie’.  Oh Katy, did you kiss Hillary Clinton with that potty mouth?  I bet Bubba J. Clinton would be up for some of this high end horny.  So if you are up for Katy Perry serving herself up with a generous helping of stupid sauce, well then your dreams have been answered.

YTD recordings listened to: 278
Good music, not recommended for purchase: 164
Not good music: 107

Buys: 5
Honorable Mentions: 2

Possibles: Chris McGregor, Retox, Defeater, Jonwayne, Okkyung Lee, The Ballantynes, Slidhr, The Chewers, Toxic Holocaust, Susie Iberra/Roberto Rodriguez, Lenguas Largas, The Coral, T.O.M.B., Lozen, Erase Errata, Mastery, Leviathan, Hartley C. White, Weed, Cold Water, Janelle Monae, Luther Dickinson, Graeme Barrett, Fast Asleep, Goldlink, Cavanaugh, Gentleman Surfer, Satoko Fuji, Moken, Juan Atkins, Drone, Lantern, Twin Peaks, Djelimady Tounkara, The Oh Sees, Denny Zeitlin, MILF, Unfun, De La Soul, Carl Sagan’s Skate Shoes, Magrudergrind, A Tribe Called Quest, Noname, Gouge Away, Anna Hogberg, Klara Lewis, Aethenor, Krullur, The Lowest Form, Hard Proof, James Brandon Lewis, Yotoco, Jungle Fire, Sandoz, Power Trip, Reverend Payton, J.I.D., Oddisee, Forro in the Dark

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