From the interwebz:
This lil’ Trump can smell the Presidency. He’s thinking he can do better than his orange haired diddy. But the pumpkin doesn’t ripen far from the patch and he traffics in the same three dimensional turd chess that his father has pioneered.
And now he has received the same cockblock from Twitter that his diddy did. They’re twitter bang brothers now!
I’m sure they’re on their cell phones griping about how everybody is out to get them and why can’t they just shit all over America like they have for years. I don’t mean literally shit on us, just digitally spraying us with their fecal lies!