Translation: Even if it sucks ass, at least I passed sum thing

Headline from CBS News:

Trump tweets he is “very supportive” of Senate health care bill

Hallelujah, a Democrat with a frickin’ clue!

From NBC News here:

“One important lesson is that when they go low, going high doesn’t f**king work,” tweeted Neera Tanden, the president of the liberal Center for American Progress think tank, referring to Michelle Obama’s maxim from the 2016 campaign.

Ah, the deluded hopes of clueless Democrats!

From Reuters:

A veteran federal prosecutor recruited onto special counsel Robert Mueller’s team is known for a skill that may come in handy in the investigation of potential ties between Russia and U.S. President Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign team: persuading witnesses to turn on friends, colleagues and superiors.

I get these emails from centrist liberal website portraying Robert Meuller as some sort of giant slayer who will bring down Trump and his evil minions.

And yeah whatever until I read that Mueller was in charge of the anthrax investigation which has been deemed a farce that went on for years as the FBI insisted on framing someone for that ill deed.

So Mueller’s ethics and competence are both in question here, but don’t expect idiot Dems to look into the facts.

Just stick your head up yer ass and hope for the best!

 

Ah, that’s called being out of touch (ref: Hilz Clinton)

Headline from the New York Times:

For Democrats, Growing Split Between party and Its Base

Wow, it’s incredible how on top of things the New York Times is as this was happening all last year in the run up to the election.

But of course their head was up their ass and they bet on the hated horse and now they’ve decided to bring the obvious out into the light.

Did the UK PM enjoy Trump’s kiss of death?

Headline from The Hill:

Trump calls UK Prime Minister May after election upset

He called her a liar and then offered to fly to London and pee on her!

Mud fight between the Pumpkin and MonkeyBoy Sessions! #goodtimes

From the New York Times:

Mr. Trump blames Attorney General Jeff Sessions for troubles plaguing the White House, and has fumed that Mr. Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation.

While I despise racist MonkeyBoy Sessions it’s not really fair for fuckface Trump to blame all his troubles on him.

Trump appears more than able to fill his diaper and sit in it and spin all by himself.

 

And how about the 60,000 opioid deaths, Trumpy Pants?

From the New York Times:

Drug overdoses are now the leading cause of death among Americans under 50, and new data suggest the problem is getting sharply worse in 2017.

Instead of flipping out about 7 people who were killed in London why dontcha do something about the 60,000 Americans who died last year from opioids?

Not glamorous or profitable enough?