Trumpy can’t cockblock on the Twatter!

From the New York Times:

Mr. Trump’s practice of blocking users who criticize him violates the First Amendment, a federal judge said.

I can’t believe the Deep State has fucked Trump again.

Trump is cockblocking on the Twatter for national security reasons — there could Mexicans and black folks getting up in his grill and that keeps him from focusing on the wall and fucking with Rocket Man.

President has serious shit he has to contend with, most of it in his head, and blocking on the Twatter helps him to focus and unleash even greater fury on the Twatter when he’s rage tweeting on the can in the morning.

It also helps him clear his bowels when he’s more relaxed.

 

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You mean unelectable like Hillary Clinton?

From Washington Post:

The success of very liberal candidates in primaries across four states is causing a new bout of heartburn among party strategists in Washington, who worry about unelectable activists thwarting their drive for the House majority.

There’s a lot of fake news going on in this little nugget above.

First if very liberal candidates sucked they wouldn’t be winning in the primary, the boring ass centrist Hillary Clinton candidates would be winning.

Now if a liberal candidate can’t defend his/her views against a Republican dicknut, and it’s most likely gonna be a super aggressive dicknut they’ll be running against then they’re a shitty candidate.  They’re not shitty because they’re very liberal, they just don’t have enough fight or charisma to get elected.

It is pretty sickening for centrist Democrats to kick back and shit on liberal candidates after they so thoroughly filled their diapers in 2016.

Hillary Clinton and Clinton type candidates sucked balls in 2016, that’s just a fact.  So maybe they should shut their fucking pie holes and let someone else take a shot.

Rudy Giuliani filling dirty diapers at a supersonic pace!

From CNN:

Giuliani says Trump ‘denied’ the AT&T-Time Warner deal, then backtracks

Oh man, Rudy Giuliani must love the taste of his own feet cuz he can’t stop inserting it there.  Maybe he’s confused about where to put his feet cuz his head is so far up his own ass.

Clearly Rudy Giuliani wakes up every day and thinks to himself:

How can I fuck shit up today?  What can I do to fill my diaper with shit and sit and spin around in it?

It’s true what those Wall St. honchos said: this is one professional ass outfit we got on our hands here.

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer kicking the shit out of Trump and Rudy!

From CBS News here:

He added, “The more they talk the better our case gets and here’s why — because they can’t keep their stories straight. They can’t keep their lies straight. They keep providing further explanations upon explanations because they don’t want to tell the American people the truth about what happened here. “

President Cheese Doodle is getting spit roasted by this guy, it almost makes you feel bad for him.

Not really, but it surely is a bigly ass whoopin’.

If only this dude wanted to run for President…..

So why aren’t big honcho ass Wall St. CEOs responsible for their statements?

From CNBC here just before Trump took office:

JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon said on Friday he thinks President-elect Donald Trump‘s administration will do the right thing for the U.S. He just needs time, Dimon said, according to Reuters.

Dimon, speaking with reporters following the bank’s fourth-quarter earnings release, said he is comforted that Trump is appointing experienced people to his administration, Reuters reported.

This statement is less than two years old and it appears to be crazy stale and completely wrong headed.

What looks to be a stamp of approval from a legendary white collar criminal looks wildly off base but nobody gives a fuck for this chunk of spoken vomit.

There was a lot of talk about how this was going to be a businessman’s administration and professional and adult.  What do we really have?  We have a bunch of assholes ducking responsibility for paying off a porn star that allowed Trump’s penis inside her body.

Adult film isn’t really the same as an adult and experienced Presidential administration.  Look at that swollen bag of a man Rudy Giuliani.  He would be more in his element in a Batman movie and his IQ must have been reduced when they radiated his cancerous prostate.

But Jamie Dimon is a rich so he gets to say whatever bullshit he has on his mind when he should really shut the fuck up.

Why no love for this Michelle Wolf zinger? #biglyliberalmedia?

From Saturday night’s speech:

Republicans are easy to make fun of. It’s like shooting fish in a Chris Christie. But I also want to make fun of Democrats. Democrats are harder to make fun of because you guys don’t do anything.

People think you might flip the House and Senate this November, but you guys always find a way to mess it up. You’re somehow going to lose by 12 points to a guy named Jeff Pedophile Nazi Doctor. Oh, he’s a doctor?

That’s one of the core arguments of this blog.

Dems don’t do anything cuz they have no nutz and no fight.

What happens when somebody calls a garbage can a garbage can

Headline from the Washington Post:

Trumps scolds ‘filthy’ comedian.  Head of correspondents group regrets monologue.

Trump scolds someone for being filthy?  Fucking hilarious and beyond hypocritical!  Ivanka is full of shit, deal with it you foul orange haired bitch.

And on the other side of the aisle we have the shrinking daisies, aka Hillary Clinton Democrats or also centrist, reasonable douchebags.

If it’s any wonder why Democrats poll so poorly look no further than their inability to even put on a pair of boxing gloves, never mind throw a punch.