President Skidmark sought help from Pecker re: his pecker — who’s on first?

From NBC News here:

President Donald Trump personally asked the publisher of the National Enquirer, his longtime friend David Pecker, to help his presidential campaign by silencing women who might come forward with details of his sexual relationships with them, The Wall Street Journal reported Friday.

It appears Pecker could not rise to the occasion re: Trump’s pecker problems.

Now Trumpy has a peck of problems for sure.

It’s a fucking shame, really.

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Trump and Lil’ Fucker Scott Walker make America again with Chinese workers!

From here:

Foxconn Hopes to Staff New Wisconsin Plant With Robots and Chinese Workers

So this is the return of great American greatness with no American workers.  I’ve read in other places that the workers at this Foxconn plant will be housed at a nearby slaughterhouse where they can pick up a little overtime and displace a few more American workers.

But seriously, who puts the con in Foxconn?  Yup, Lil’ Fucker Scott Walker and his big orange buddy El Trump-o!

Adios Lil’ Fucker, it’s no wonder Wisconsinites sent you packing when you give giant tax breaks and this is what the state gets back.

 

Is this dick news or fake dick news? I’m betting it’s true dick news.

From CNBC here:

President Donald Trump was involved in “nearly every step” of hush-money agreements with multiple women who claimed they had sexual affairs before he became president, according to The Wall Street Journal.

It never happened, he never put his dick in any of these women.

Fake dick news people, nothing to see here.

Trump’s new AG is a truth bending piece of shit like his boss!

From the Daily Beast here:

“The last thing they want right now is for the truth to come out, and for the fact that there’s not a single piece of evidence that demonstrates that the Trump campaign had any illegal or any improper relationships with the Russians. It’s that simple.”

This is our fantastic new attorney general.

If this was all made up shit the FBI guy wouldn’t have people going to jail and flipping every person close to Trump.

But he wants to bend reality instead of letting the investigation run its course.  He doesn’t know what Meuller knows but he’s willing to step in and fill the space with his bullshit.

If it turns out that there was absolutely nothing why would Meuller have not dissolved the investigation immediately?

This dude is a piece of shit right out of the gate.

 

Trump brings another corrupt scumbag on board!

From the Guardian here:

Donald Trump’s new acting attorney general was part of a company accused by the US government of running a multimillion-dollar scam.

Matthew Whitaker was paid to sit on the advisory board of World Patent Marketing, which was ordered in May this year to pay a $26m settlement following legal action by federal authorities, which said it tricked aspiring inventors.

This is just what we need, another crooked hack!