At least Trumpy has good lawyers! (cuz he’s gonna need ’em!)

From the New York Times:

With President Trump’s history of contradictions and false statements, his lawyers are said to be worried that he could open himself up to charges of lying to investigators.

It’s kind of hilarious and kinda sad at the same time that Trump’s whirlwind of bullshit, lies, and propaganda is spoken of in such a commonplace way.

Oh, he’s a piece of shit liar, yeah everybody knows that.


Drunken bus station masturbator Bannon got his johns all fugged up (#badnazibitch)

Headline from the Daily Beast:

Bannon: Trump Tower Meeting Criticisms Were for Paul Manafort, Not Donald Trump Jr.

Right, the other guy.  Bannon was too busy rocking a bottle of blackberry wine and rubbing one out under his trench coat to get his accusations straight.

Yeah it was the other guy, yeah that one.

Trump tell all author has bigger balls than a sock full of Democrats

From NBC News here:

Trump, however, said on Twitter Thursday night that he “authorized Zero access to White House” for the author and “never spoke to him for book.”

Hitting back at Trump, Wolff said Friday that Trump isn’t one to talk when it comes to credibility.

“My credibility is being questioned by a man who has less credibility than, perhaps, anyone who has ever walked on earth at this point,” Wolff said.

Wolf added that he has the evidence to back up his work.

This is how you put one upside a motherfucker’s head.

So galling to watch President PieceOCrap hold others to a standard he can’t even spell

From here:

President Trump on Sunday slammed “the Fake News Media,” which he called “out of control,” after a string of major errors in reporting on his presidency emerged over the past week.

“Very little discussion of all the purposely false and defamatory stories put out this week by the Fake News Media,” he tweeted. “They are out of control – correct reporting means nothing to them.”

The president continued, “Major lies written, then forced to be withdrawn after they are exposed…a stain on America!”

He makes no fucking effort whatsoever to get his facts straight and he’s sits up there all orange and sanctimonious and righteously indignant like some sort of ignorant pig that’s been ass humped with a pumpkin.

Does he see he has not one ounce of fucking credibility?

Ridiculous, low quality shitbird/fucking irritated hemorrhoid.

Wow, Goldman’s con man Cohn set to spin on full bullshit mode

From CNBC here:

Cohn: I don’t believe that we’ve set out to create a tax cut for the wealthy. If someone’s getting a tax cut, I’m not upset that they’re getting a tax cut. I’m really not upset.

Harwood: Your old colleague, Steve Bannon, says, ‘Ask him why they didn’t design a tax plan focused on average Trump voters.’ And when I talked to Larry Summers, who’s your predecessor at the NEC, also Treasury secretary, he said, ‘Look, they’re doing what their money wants.’

Only in bizarro con man world does a Goldman banker give the wealthy a gigantic fucking tax cut and then says we didn’t intend to.

It’s not like painting a picture and you don’t know how it comes out.

It’s a big ass spreadsheet and there are numbers on it.  You know exactly who you’re giving benefits to and who you’re taking them from.

So fuck your intentions and quit it with the bullshit lies.

OMG, this banker is so full of shit!

From Bloomberg here:

“He was the president of the entire United States — financial services are under that umbrella,” said former UBS Group AG executive Robert Wolf, an early supporter who joined the Obama Foundation board this year. “He doesn’t look at Wall Street like, ‘Oh, these are individuals who don’t want the best for the country.’ He doesn’t stereotype.”

This is classic Wall Street word salad.  It makes a tiny bit of sense but it is slathered with plenty of bullshit.

Wall Street is fine with anything that is good for the country but if you force them to choose between something that pays them and something that is good for the country they will choose what pays them every god damned time.

For example it would be great to have a transaction tax on stock trades that will pay for universal health care for low income Americans.  That would be great for America but not for Wall Street — how about that big guy?

And this asshole shouldn’t try to pretend otherwise as all officers and executives of large corporations are legally bound to deliver as much profit to their owners (shareholders, including themselves) as possible.

Vampire Mnuchin’s arrogant brand of lying

From Reuters here:

Mnuchin, who is Jewish, added: “While I find it hard to believe I should have to defend myself on this, or the president, I feel compelled to let you know that the president in no way, shape or form, believes that neo-Nazi and other hate groups who endorse violence are equivalent to groups that demonstrate in peaceful and lawful ways.”

Oh, he doesn’t feel he has to defend himself or President PeeNutz!

This Mnuchin dude is a lying piece of shit, really.

Trump said there are great people on both sides of the demonstration in Charlottesville.  He was comparing both sides involved in the conflict and then said they were both great!

That’s calling them equivalent, you fuck.

You lying fuck.