Giuliani is a very poor propagandist as well as being batshit crazy

From the Guardian here:

Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani said on Sunday that his repeated imputations of a supposed scandal at the heart of the Robert Mueller investigation – which Donald Trump calls “Spygate” – amounted to a tactic to sway public opinion and limit the risk of the president being impeached.

A competent propagandist would have the decency to keep his cards to himself and let the PR stunt sit out there like the giant stale fart it is.

But Giuliani is so grateful to not be in an old age facility getting his diapers changed that he has to spew out that it’s all a magic show with him as the doddering magician.

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Rudy Giuliani seems like a really cool, ethical cartoon character

From the Guardian here:

The US government missed the opportunity to curb sales of the drug that kickstarted the opioid epidemic when it secured the only criminal conviction against the maker of OxyContin a decade ago.

Purdue Pharma hired Rudolph Giuliani, the former New York mayor and now Donald Trump’s lawyer, to head off a federal investigation in the mid-2000s into the company’s marketing of the powerful prescription painkiller at the centre of an epidemic estimated to have claimed at least 300,000 lives.

I read stories of Trump rallies where parents of opioid overdose victims would come up on stage crying and Trump promised them he was going to do something about this horrible situation.

And then he goes and hires a lawyer that kept the opioids flowing onto the streets!!

I’m sure those same families can see the irony and the painfulness of Trump turning his back on them but it has to hurt.

Those people believed Trump when he said he was going to do something.  He did something to them and not for them but I guess that’s a common Trump thing.

Stormy Daniels’ lawyer kicking the shit out of Trump and Rudy!

From CBS News here:

He added, “The more they talk the better our case gets and here’s why — because they can’t keep their stories straight. They can’t keep their lies straight. They keep providing further explanations upon explanations because they don’t want to tell the American people the truth about what happened here. “

President Cheese Doodle is getting spit roasted by this guy, it almost makes you feel bad for him.

Not really, but it surely is a bigly ass whoopin’.

If only this dude wanted to run for President…..

Kellyanne Conway steps in the porn star doo doo pile!

From CNN here:

Washington (CNN)White House counselor Kellyanne Conway — who managed Donald Trump’s campaign in its final months — said Friday she had no knowledge during the campaign about the $130,000 payment from Michael Cohen to adult film actress Stormy Daniels.

“I had never heard about that during the campaign. I was the campaign manager,” Conway told reporters at the White House.

This is turning into a comedy routine!

I didn’t know anything about Stormy Daniels, did you?  I don’t know nothin’ about Stormy Daniels, did you?  Who is this Stormy Daniels lady?  This is fake news, I don’t think Stormy Daniels even exists!

It would be fitting if a woman took down the giant Cheese Doodle Motherfucker in the name of the trail of women Trump has left in his wake over the course of his life.

Zuck’s PR team did not get the job done!

From NBC News:

Facebook users’ confidence in the company has plunged by 66 percent as a result of revelations that data analysis firm Cambridge Analytica inappropriately acquired data on tens of millions of Facebook users — and CEO Mark Zuckerberg’s public mea culpa during two days of congressional hearings last week did not change that, a new report reveals.

I think WonderBoy made a WonderMess last week in Congress.

He done issued forth horseshit and it has boomeranged on him.

it’s hard to feel much sympathy to be honest — he filled his dirty Facebook diaper and now he has to wear it.

I don’t think WunderZuck should be forgiven his Congressional lies

From CNBC here:

Facebook’s very first IPO filing in 2012 predicted the kind of data leaks it’s now struggling with

C’mon, let’s be adults here.

If a company makes statements in their IPO filings about risks to their business how Zuck sit there and say it’s a big mistake and we’re really sorry and we had no clue what was going and we stopped it as soon as we heard about it.

You heard about it before you even went public as a company, you fucking lying prick.

Facebook pushed their data surveillance and access to this point in an attempt to make as much money as possible and it has blown up in their faces.

Let’s not pretend that this guy sat in front of the cameras and told the truth.

And just to be clear, everybody flips the fuck out when Trump lies and does his twist and turn bullshit.  Well Zuckerberg just pulled the same lame ass maneuver in a different style and nobody appears to be freaking out in the same way.

At least Trumpy has good lawyers! (cuz he’s gonna need ’em!)

From the New York Times:

With President Trump’s history of contradictions and false statements, his lawyers are said to be worried that he could open himself up to charges of lying to investigators.

It’s kind of hilarious and kinda sad at the same time that Trump’s whirlwind of bullshit, lies, and propaganda is spoken of in such a commonplace way.

Oh, he’s a piece of shit liar, yeah everybody knows that.