Fire the Vampire Kalanick!! Go karma!

From Reuters:

Uber Technologies Inc’s [UBER.UL] board will discuss Chief Executive Travis Kalanick temporarily stepping away from the embattled ride-hailing firm and consider sweeping changes to the company’s management practices at a meeting on Sunday, according to a person familiar with the situation.

Put him down like a rabid dog and don’t look back.

Oh, to see one of these tech assholes impaled on their own sexism, ego and digital aggression would be….I dare not dream.

Uber shorts drivers by millions, it’s all a credible ‘mistake’

From Bloomberg here:

Uber Technologies Inc. said it underpaid its New York City drivers by improperly calculating the company’s share of passenger fares, and will pay out an average of $900 per driver in restitution, costing tens of millions of dollars.

The back pay could run at least $45 million, based on the approximately 50,000 drivers the Independent Drivers Guild says work in New York City.

The ride-hailing company has previously misled drivers about how much they could make and miscalculated fares.

What we know about Uber is that the company operates at the highest ethical levels so if they shorted drivers by almost $50 million it must be some innocent mistake.

The head of Uber, Mr. Trevor Kalanick (pronounced Colonic, as in warm water flushed up your ass) has created an enviable corporate culture at his fantastic company.

Uber is the best and they never fuck anybody over.

So can I say ‘snap Trump’s bitch ass neck?

From the Guardian here:

The Guardian has seen documents supplied to Facebook moderators within the last year. The files tell them:

  • Remarks such as “Someone shoot Trump” should be deleted, because as a head of state he is in a protected category. But it can be permissible to say: “To snap a bitch’s neck, make sure to apply all your pressure to the middle of her throat”, or “fuck off and die” because they are not regarded as credible threats.

#confusing

Facebook charges above top dollar for commercials run against live murder videos!!

From CBS News here:

Facebook on Tuesday acknowledged it had overcharged some advertisers for video ads on the social media site’s mobile carousel. It was the latest in a long string of admissions about incorrect advertising metrics by the company.

“During our regular reviews to ensure the accuracy of our systems, we recently found and fixed a bug that misattributed some clicks on video carousel ads as link clicks,” Facebook wrote in a post on its site.