J. Dimon did not feel the same way about Obama yo!

Headline from CNBC:

JPMorgan’s Dimon says disagrees with Trump decision to quit climate deal, but ‘we have a responsibility to engage our elected officials’

Oh how he bitched and moaned for 8 years whenever anybody would try to throw any mud on his spotless white shoes.

But for some reason, the head thug bitch at JP Morgan feels obligated to deal with El Trump-o.

Maybe they get together and pee on prostitutes together and bond over that.

Uber shorts drivers by millions, it’s all a credible ‘mistake’

From Bloomberg here:

Uber Technologies Inc. said it underpaid its New York City drivers by improperly calculating the company’s share of passenger fares, and will pay out an average of $900 per driver in restitution, costing tens of millions of dollars.

The back pay could run at least $45 million, based on the approximately 50,000 drivers the Independent Drivers Guild says work in New York City.

The ride-hailing company has previously misled drivers about how much they could make and miscalculated fares.

What we know about Uber is that the company operates at the highest ethical levels so if they shorted drivers by almost $50 million it must be some innocent mistake.

The head of Uber, Mr. Trevor Kalanick (pronounced Colonic, as in warm water flushed up your ass) has created an enviable corporate culture at his fantastic company.

Uber is the best and they never fuck anybody over.

Corporate tax cuts aren’t boring, it’s how money is stolen by investors and CEOs.

From CNBC here:

Contrary to the intent, the benefits skewed toward a select few companies in a select few industries. Rather than use the money for hiring and capital purchases, companies plowed the cash into share buybacks and dividends, and many of the biggest beneficiaries actually cut American jobs in the years after the repatriation.

“While empirical evidence is clear that this provision resulted in a significant increase in repatriated earnings, empirical evidence is unable to show a corresponding increase in domestic investment or employment,” the Congressional Research Service, Congress’ nonpartisan think tank, said in a report.

If you give American multinationals a tax break they’re going to funnel that money to themselves and their investors.

They are not going to create jobs with it unless you are in the prostitution or cocaine business.

It’s complete bullshit and it’s how our politicians end up increasing income inequality in our society.  And just about as the lid is about to blow off the lid of our society I don’t see why now would be a good time to increase the gap between rich and poor.

These are the finance people you bailed out!

From here:

$44,000 — Strip Club Bill

What do you get at a strip club for $44,000? We may never know.

“Honestly I don’t remember the night,” a trader said. “I think they slipped something in to my drink in the back room. And I didn’t even know until I got the credit card bill, but I can’t fight the charges because it’ll draw to much attention to the night.”